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Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated."the Five Rules to Remember in Life1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.AND A BONUS RULE:6. Condoms do not guarantee safe sex;A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband!This one is compliments of johnRamblings of a Retired MindI found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?"I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond.Am I getting to be that age?I was thinking about how a status symbol of. Guess I'd better make my move soon!" Kristine laughedAt that point she noticed the look on Sarah's face as she turned back around."Oh no, can't be ... this is the guy? Crap! Not the guy from your neighborhood? The boy next door? Damn girl, I was all set to go over there and spread myself on the table. Damn damn!"The other two women looked at Kristine, and then at Sarah, not being privy to the story of Andy and Sarah. James, as usual, looked puzzled."Well, you better go over there and talk to him ... because in a couple of minutes that slut hostess, or one of the other bitches in this place, is going to go over there and then there'll be a cat fight."Sarah looked at her friend. She didn't know what she'd say. How she would approach him. She had missed him every day and had imagined meeting him again someday, but that fantasy usually played out with Andy showing up at her house with a dozen roses and an engagement ring - merely a fantasy. Now he was here and she was paralyzed.Kristine.
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